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bus count

The number of people on a project that can die (such as being hit by a bus or win the lottery, etc.) without the project losing some critical, un-replaceable ability.
The more people who understand the whole system, the stronger and more resilient your organization.
Mary's website project has a bus count of 1: if the web guy goes, they have to start over.
by murray9 December 17, 2013
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pack count

The number of people an individual has had sexual intercourse with, more specifically how many women a man as had vaginal or anal intercourse in his lifetime.
Man, Bruce is a pimp! His pack count in in the high 200's.
by Gary Bruce June 12, 2008
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Count Skankula

n. The female Patriarch of all lesser skanks.
If I forget to put the toilet seat down, my lady turns into Count Skankula.
by TheJBasser May 10, 2006
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counting crows

a band that makes music with certain themes and charactors appearing multiple times in their music examples would be Elizebeth and Maria which are charactors that interact with the lead singers love life and are mentioned in multiple songs set to talented rock music that is an easy listen in most cases
Mr. Jones is on the radio that song rocks its the counting crows first big hit.
by Kool Mint Flava October 4, 2010
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Count Vagula

What you call the top dog of all lesbians. Gets more pussy than any famous pornstar and makes straight and gay women alike melt in their panties.
Lesbian 1: God, Susan is SUCH a Count Vagula. I'd love to get in her pants.
Lesbian 2: Me too. We'll probably get to fuck her sometime, actually.

Guy: Too bad that chick is a Count Vagula...
by Pawlah Deen September 26, 2013
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Count Olaf

The theatre kid that lives under the stairs periodt. He do be a seriously a hotty
Guy 1: Do you know that boy over there? He’s a Count Olaf. So shreksy …😍
by Willybumweetoe May 2, 2022
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bitch count

The number of different women or "bitches" a man has slept with
My bitch count is only 4 but Howard has 20.
by HSPUA March 27, 2008
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