carrier's fee

When you ask your friend if you can hit their vape, and they say yes, but before passing it to you they take a big hit.

You: "Hey man can I hit that vape?"
Friend with vape: "Yeah bro."
*Friend with vape takes a big hit*
Friend with vape: "Carrier's fee bro."
*Now your friend passes you the vape*

by peepeepoopooman March 27, 2019

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Correctile Disfunction

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.

Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.

by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019

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crude carrier

A pickup truck carrying a number of frat boys in the bed.

On the way to class, I was almost run over by a crude carrier of frat guys.

by fratastic1 October 21, 2011

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politically-correctardation

The attempt to please all sides even to the detriment of one's own wellbeing.

NATO's politically-correctardation is doing the world a great disfavor.

by Marvelboy May 6, 2013

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freudian auto-correct

happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.

A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought

(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?

by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011

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