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outside consultant

someone who never comes in to the office, yet still brings in revenue for said company.
Look man, Jimbo came in today, and he has a deal for us.

So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.

yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!
by The eye in the sky March 25, 2007
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Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.
Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.
by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011
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Placement Consultants

A Placement consultant is a person or service provider that helps professional people to find job in their desired field by introducing them to potential employers or client company.
Clients were not ready to pay for placement consultants service fees.
by adriyanasol May 30, 2018
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corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.
Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
by ganga child October 24, 2012
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coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
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consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 2, 2018
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condulation

it is cock. and PUPPY!
that is condulation.
by thewolfpack July 10, 2009
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