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Chronic Fail

Its not fail, its not even epic fail...
its chronic fail
Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!
by Roflolrus May 12, 2009
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Chronic Sandwich

The Best Damn breakfast sandwich ever introduced. Its origins can be found from within Ram's Head Diner at UNC-Chapel Hill circa 2009. It consists of a toasted everything bagel with a layer of cream cheese on the bottom half of the bagel, and scrambled eggs with green peppers, bacon, tomato, sauteed onion, and cheese.
What kind of bagel is this man?

Its that chronic shit... and you know this, man! Eat that chronic sandwich and you will never lust after anything else
by Chronic Sandwich Master April 12, 2009
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Chronic Blower

One who can smoke marijuana with extreme proficiency and precision.
Kyle Buck is a certified chronic blower.
by 98626 August 12, 2009
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Chronic Boneritus

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.
male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
by yungdaisy December 31, 2011
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Chronic Method

A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.
Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.
by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016
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Chronic the Hedgehog

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.
"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."
by McHodges713 January 30, 2020
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Chronic Complainer

A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.

Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.
Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.
by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020
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