Kieran: My coursework got marked yesterday, i got an A*.
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!
Unfortunately i lost it this morning
Phil: Ahaha Chronic Fail!
by Roflolrus May 12, 2009
Get the Chronic Fail mug.The Best Damn breakfast sandwich ever introduced. Its origins can be found from within Ram's Head Diner at UNC-Chapel Hill circa 2009. It consists of a toasted everything bagel with a layer of cream cheese on the bottom half of the bagel, and scrambled eggs with green peppers, bacon, tomato, sauteed onion, and cheese.
What kind of bagel is this man?
Its that chronic shit... and you know this, man! Eat that chronic sandwich and you will never lust after anything else
Its that chronic shit... and you know this, man! Eat that chronic sandwich and you will never lust after anything else
by Chronic Sandwich Master April 12, 2009
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male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
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Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.
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Get the Chronic the Hedgehog mug.A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.
Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.
Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.
Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.
by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020
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