Chandelier

A term used when describing something stupid and pointless to someone, when they think its cool.

Steve:

"bro, what is that chandelier looking thing your holding?"

Dave:

"just my glow-in-the-dark wine glass"

Steve: (smh)

by Darthdark September 29, 2011

Chandee

Someone who is extremely different, which isn't always a good thing. You either love it, or hate it. They also tend to snap unreasonably, so watch what you say. You never know when you're going to set the bomb off.

A Chandee would say "HEY HELP ME CHEAT ON MY TEST, or I'll eat you!!"

by Waflle eater March 7, 2009

anal chandelier

of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.

an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.

by Michael Kane October 9, 2005

chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.

10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Italian Chandelier

This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.

Dude, I am so bummed...my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the Italian Chandelier and I think I broke my coccyx.

by Jagizzle April 16, 2008

chanate

Chanate has come to mean COFFEE. In California prisons, Chanate (pronounced CHA NA TAY) was first used by Hispanics / Mexicans to refer to coffee, but has become the common term for coffee by all inmates. It probably stems from the word "dark" or "black" as it has been used to refer to black inmates; however, it's current EXCLUSIVE use is for coffee. If you called someone a "Chanate" no one would no what ur talking about.

Bro, I'm tired, can I get some chanate from you?

by Bobby Now September 15, 2006

Chandelle

1. A small woodland animal that ususally makes its home in red and white toadstools. Exceptionally cute, it also has an unprecedented IQ and appreciates good humour.

2. A villain that appeared on a Batman televisual episode. He had an evil twin and could play the piano very well.

1. "I saw a Chandelle whilst I was walking the dog this morning."

2. "Did you see that Batman episode with Chandelle in?"

by Teddusmaximus May 3, 2008