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Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.
I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.
by soulocutz August 26, 2011
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certitude

Shepard Smith (when describing lewd Anthony Wiener underpants pictures): Something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn't, and not be - have any certitude about whether it is yours but uh when you've lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what's yours.
Befuzzled blond: Well-
by paralizedhummingbird February 20, 2014
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certifag

by Wokeman100 June 24, 2017
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Certified Niggaboy

Just like how Drake is a Certified Loverboy (CLB, his newest album), dark-skinned people who act like Drake are Certified Niggaboys.
person1 - What kinda person are you
person2 - I'm a certified Niggaboy
person1 - Ahh you valid
by i am a failure to society 👍 October 20, 2021
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certified chomu

an alumni from the university of chomus, who possesses the ability to suck the life out of any person they talk to
Swayam : "I was talking to Vishal"
Yash : "He's a certified chomu"
by roasted_potato_salad April 1, 2022
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Certified Bossier Boy

A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!
"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"

"he ain't gon do nun."

The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:

"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.

The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022
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Certified Shaygo Moment

Person: You know what I respect that my bro, keep it up, that's a real certified shaygo moment.
by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023
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