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creme brulee

The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.
I was running late for work and didn't have time to wipe so I decided to creme brulee it instead.
by Beagle81 March 18, 2014
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Brynee

Brynee is a weird orange and green monster that hides beneath cardboard boxes waiting to scare hobos.
DAMN! That Brynee scared the hell out of me!
by Fluffyrain December 31, 2008
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Braylee

Braylee is a tiny girl who is very fiesty. She does well in school but has zero common sense. She has a small group of really close friends because she can seem like a bitch from an outsiders perspective
Braylee is fiesty and has no common sense . Braylee thinks that brown eggs come from cows.
by Chandler Bing Geller June 13, 2017
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Bryleigh

A certain type of watermelon😉🥵
by I’m a little shit head September 26, 2020
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Creme Brulee

A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.
by Bruleemaster2 April 7, 2010
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gunt brulee

This is the dessert to the famous gunt pizza. A hard brown sugar like build up has built up over the gunt custard to form this treat. The crust must be broken to gain access to the precious gunt custard beneath. This is an acquired taste and a stong stomach and constitution is needed for its enjoyment.
'I ripped off her clothes and found a gunt brulee ready for me under her gunt strap!'
by mratcl May 29, 2008
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bayleef

Basically, a grass type Pokemon that has the word "bay" in it, which sounds like "bae". Also never let it hold a power herb with the mover solar blade and or solar beam, trust me, it is annoying as hell.....
Ash's Bayleef has a crush on him....
by TheLonerDude February 5, 2017
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