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Black Friday swooping 

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!
News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!
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Black Friday nut 

Your first time nutting after coming home from Thanksgiving with your family.
Tom: How was your Thanksgiving?
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.
Black Friday nut by IronicPrayer November 24, 2016

black friday bet 

a bet that is placed between two or more people
John: Yo imma fuck her
Sean: She would never wanna get with you
John: Black Friday Bet

Black Friday Toilet (BFT) 

A liar who is full of shit. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday has a reputation for being a day of massive bowel movements.
“I can’t believe a word you are saying. You are like a Black Friday Toilet (BFT). BFT can also be used as an acronym to describe American politicians.

black friday store 

A store that has great deals bit will not or will barely give refunds.
Dave: GameCrazy is such a black friday store.
Jacob: Yeah, I know, now shut the hell up about it.

black friday queen 

a chick who goes out 24 hrs before the stores open on black friday. Usually shit-faced wasted W/ a baby attached to her teet. 9 times out of 10 this girls name is Karina. AKA Debbie Downer. AKA Lint Licker
Hey man, did you see Karina? Dat bitch was totally chalked. She elbowed me in the nuts trying to get the new Jonas brother CD. dat Karina Waz A "Black Friday Queen

Black Friday bottleneck 

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.