Bedonggle

(v.) to decorate your penis with jewels, thus bedazzling your dong.

I wasn't impressed until he pulled down his pants and showed me his bedonggle.

by NadinaT January 28, 2010

bedonkulars

special glasses that aid in the discovery and examination of bedonkadonks.

John, pass me the bedonkulars! I'm sensing a great ass in the area!

by haarika March 2, 2011

bedopedophile

An older person who is attracted to the beds of children but not necessarily to the children themselves.

"Have you seen Travon's Aladdin sheets, he's such a bedopedophile"

by wackman003 September 12, 2013

bedsicle

A cold bed.

You go warm up the bedsicle and I'll be there in a minute.

by mike h22 February 9, 2015

Bedspring Symphony

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.

Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.

by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015

Bedpost Rammer

A person, most commonly a male, who thoroughly enjoys ramming his bed post in out of his asshole repeatedly for his own pleasure.

Man, John is such a bedpost rammer, you can just tell by how he walks every morning.

by kookmaster6969 April 19, 2017

bedon

When something is bare cute but u a roadman and don’t wanna day cute

“Oi nah blud that dog is a bedon”

by Bareyeet August 7, 2018