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A “Bar” is a extremely hot and attractive 14 year old human being.
Bar by bqrr June 11, 2022
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Someone growing bald at young age, ultimately winding up without hair before he hits 30.
Joost is a real bär, even my grandpa has more hair.
bär by qosi231 December 13, 2012
The definition of Bår is a real G, and the best living beeing of all time/ a G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time).
do u see that guy. He is bår he is a real g
bår by bår is life October 29, 2019

Bar Life 

When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.

Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.

This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.

Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?

Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!

Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.

Bar-code hair 

A person who has the most ugliest bangs, so much so that the bangs kind of looks like a bar-code.
Natalie: OMG, did you see Maria's new haircut, She really got them bar-code hair.
Emily: I bet I can scan it and get free cilantro.
Natalie: ew anything but cilantro.
Bar-code hair by Misfit6969 July 9, 2020

Bar Tourettes 

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.
Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.
Bar Tourettes by will bitten June 30, 2018