sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

Barking spider

When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.

I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

banking

To count on something.

I'm not banking on winning the lottery, but if it happens then it happens.

by kamealeilani January 26, 2009

barking

A term for the firing of a weapon(s), usually a gun, that is used commonly in conjunction with the word 'stick' (gun) and has an intimidating, murderous connotation.

It's not to be confused with the place Barking, East London.

If this was us, sticks would be barking on this estate, but they are pussies.

by snhater March 22, 2011

beard backing

When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties

Seb, can you stop beard backing me? It's really freaking me out

by kenilworth75 March 8, 2010

baking cupcakes

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.

Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.

by failboy September 20, 2009

Dirty baking

After a man ejaculates in a girls ass, she lets the goo drip into her pussy with the end goal being pregnancy.

Johnny comes in his girls butt in the doggy style position and she lets it slide out and go into her pussy in an attempt to become pregnant... Dirty Baking...

by DrewiswerD April 13, 2009