assganistan

Assganistan is where all the pimps reside.

Do you need to talk to a pimp? go to assganistan

by Klus November 13, 2006

assland

Usually a liar. She puts her boyfriend before everyone else, and has intercourse everyday. And doesnt realize they will be broken up by a few months. Trys to get with every guy possible and thinks that it makes her cooler. Pretends that she doesnt care about what people think about her, but she does. Lives in a fantasy world. And acts like the world revolves around her, while everyone laughs at how pathetic she is. Has many diseases. The fakest of the fake and doesnt brush her teeth.

God! What a slut! Thats something an Assland would do!

by showdemdimondsss August 4, 2009

asspants

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

by BGLou January 29, 2004

Assange

(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.

"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

assvalanche

A contingent of people mooning someone via the snowball effect, starting with one person and gradually expanding one at a time until the entire group is mooning at the same time.

The name is derived through its literal meaning: an avalanche-like effect of asses being exposed.

"The whole group mooned me! It started with one person, then another joined in, and then another...it was a total assvalanche!"

by The Assvalanchist August 30, 2009

Assangism

The belief that openness and transparency facilitates trust and progress.

Assangism is frowned upon by the United States Government.

by Sgrmag December 15, 2016