Assrape

To talk to, or talk back to.

person 1: Hey remember Tracy from down the street?
I totally assraped her last night!
person 2: So you really finally talked to her last night?
Person 1: Oh yea, we assraped all night!

Person 1: My mom was assraping me about something.
person 2: Really what was she assraping you about?
Person 1: I don't know, something about cleaning my room,
So I assraped her back!

Person 1: You know those times when some random person comes up and starts assraping you for no reason?
Person 2: yea that totally happened to me last night on the subway, some random guy started assraping me, it was awful, he just kept assraping me about a whole bunch of questions. It was

so awkward, I was so ashamed, I had nothing to assrape back about.

by finatu July 21, 2009

asswipe

One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.

My husband is an asswipe.

by lgeorge May 10, 2006

Assrape

This is like, when someone rapes you in your ass

Eben assraped himself last night

by DoCtoRGriLLz September 10, 2006

asswipe

Current (as of Nov. 2007) president of the United States.

I would love to use George W Bush as an asswipe.

by Judy Sweetland December 16, 2007

Asswipe

1.When one takes a poo,shit,dump,log,etc,he/she mostly uses something,usually toilet paper but mostly anything on hand to wipe ones ass.
2.A loser,who one thinks as much of as something used to wipe the ass.

1.Shit!Where'es the asswipes?!
2.Get a load of that dick.What an asswipe.

by c4/\/\ July 13, 2005

Asswipe

What is used to wipe an ass... redundant

I used an asswipe to wipe my ass

by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

asswipe

an obnoxious person,
a choadlike individual

what an asswipe,that guy is such an asswipe

by dave kite April 4, 2005