Asseroma

An asseroma is the buildup of Low Density Turds (LDTs) around the lining of the rectum, giving the illusion that one needs a shit when they cannot. An asseroma can cause a number of health problems including Asseurysm, Thrombumsis and even a Myoarseial Infartion (more commonly known as an Arse Attack) if left untreated.

Max felt a great discomfort in his nether-regions, due to the Asseroma he had in his ass.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

Assterixis

Assterixis is lack of ass in a man's life. It's when a guy isn't getting anything and it is deadly. The only cure is 🍑

He has been suffering from assterixis for the last two years

by Oxbridge October 8, 2016

Asskerchief

A pornographic sub-genre similar to cake farts wherein a person blows their nose into the open anus of another person. While the method of sexual gratification is unclear, it provides great humor to those involved.

"The asskerchief is an inefficient way to clear one's nasal passages."

- or -

Man: "I asked my wife if I could asskerchief her, like I saw on the internet."

Friend: "What did she say?"

Man: "She laughed at me and filed for divorce."

Friend: "That seems excessive."

Man: "Well I'm also a terrible husband."

- or -

Man: "I searched for asskerchief and then promptly decided to go back to normal porn."

Friend: "Normal?"

Man: "Well... MORE normal."

by scorpionmintred March 13, 2019

Assterbreath

Continual shit talker.

There’s seven minutes of my like I will never get back because of that assterbreath.

by Niagara4eva November 1, 2019

asserole

1) Severe soiling and or staining of old undergarments resultant from one's disbelief in the use of toilet paper;
2) A thing which one carries for too long.

Coined 9 Nov. 2020 by Domonic Potorti - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

"If your father carried around his asserole all day in his pants, you should not use his underwear, though they are clean (albeit stained), to polish the dining room table."

by Hamowa November 9, 2020

Assmeralda

Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.

Hey is that Esmeralda over there? She is my Assmeralda

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

assberet

A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.

Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.

by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010