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Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.
What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.
by Petunia April 19, 2006
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Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".
Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.
by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009
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assmonster

a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking
"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"
by Beth G. November 13, 2007
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Assblaster

Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.
Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.
by Sarah the innocent June 28, 2010
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meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 24, 2006
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assassernate

(verb) To inflict massive amounts of bodily harm on a person or creature, usually in a overblown and spectacular manner.
<Ringmasta> Well, anyone need me to come assassernate something before I go get drunk?
by Vic T January 11, 2009
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Sassmaster

Tommo is the sassmaster from doncaster
by taniastylinson September 5, 2020
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