Accurate Freight System

A system for freight that is always accurate.

Do you need freight transported accurately? use accurate freight system

by 14752ewsdc October 29, 2018

Urban Account Spam

Someone who makes a bunch of accounts on urban dictionary to vote their word in.

Urban account Spam? Its probably a real thing

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019

My account got boached

Boached (bo-a-ched)
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When your social account gets inactive and you don't know the reason.

When a social app delete an account you use on it but does tell you the reason.

P1: Where have you been
P2: I'm sorry about that, my account got boached

by Charr-Lee December 12, 2021

Licensed Public Accountant

Licensed Public Accountant (LPA) - an individual admitted to practice public accounting by their state board of Accountancy. LPA's pass an exam as prescribed by the state board, having acquired an associates or bachelor's degree, and have some experience in public accounting. In some states, LPAs have the same practice rights as CPAs - including licensure to perform attestation (audit and review) engagements. Alternatively, LPAs are also known by the Registered Public Accountant (RPA) or Public Accountant (PA) monikers.

1. I caught up with Dillon at the board-sponsored CPE event; he's a Licensed Public Accountant.
2. Did you know that some LPA's have authority to perform public audits?
3. In certain states, LPAs have the same practice rights as Certified Public Accountants (CPAs).

by Aijalon June 7, 2013

Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.

"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Accountant

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician

Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.

by Hugo Slugg February 10, 2021

j'accuse

French for, "I accuse (you)."

"J'accuse, monsieur Cheney!"

by mal considine September 22, 2005