The Unknown Soldier

When you sit on your "jacking off" wrist for 10-15 minutes until you can't feel your hand anymore, then you proceed to "tame the purple headed yoguart slinger." The numbness of your hand makes it feel as though it wasn't really you.

"My hand was so numb that I didn't feel it at all, it was the unknown soldier who was getting me off I swear!"

by H2oMan May 14, 2005

tomb of the unknown niggertot

The lone burnt black-ass tater tot at the bottom of the oven that no one with claim and smells like shit.

What is that smell?!!!! Oh man, that's the tomb of the unknown niggertot

by ZippyMoonbatJr March 24, 2017

Origin unknown.

unlike anything or anyone else.

This guy is origin unknown.

by nick December 28, 2005

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

Washington DC. A sacred and solemn burial site. Used to hold remains of unknown or unidentified dead military, but some have been identified using modern DNA. The site in the U.S. of the highest respect for the military people who have been killed in war.

Typically guarded by soldiers who can never drink alcohol, smoke, and must live to high standards.

If George Bush shows up, please vomit on his uniform.

by SoberVoter December 3, 2004

The unknown fate

A gaming term to describe a high level of skill and knowledge used in odd ways.

triple kill, The unknown fate, let's go.

by TheUnknown FATE April 3, 2017

Team Unknown

A fortnite clan that was pretty good until people said the N-Word

Nick: Man, I miss TU.
Braydon: Team Unknown was the best in the zenith.

by tulover69 September 20, 2019

vanilla roller of unknown origin

A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. Sometimes contains things other than tobacco, such as marijuana, or oregano soaked in vanilla extract. You just never know.

"Dude, what the fuck is this?"
"Looks like a cigarette without identifiable markings rolling around in your car."
"Well fuck me blue and call me Cathy, it tastes like vanilla and asshole"
"Must be a vanilla roller of unknown origin"

by Hayfockuboddy September 29, 2006