He is the G.O.A.T and gets any lady just by winking at them 😉 He has a shlong never a shmeet and is a beast in bed.
by Sommer ray1669 March 27, 2017
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Oh god is that Yousef! Why do I have the sudden urge of wanting to suck him off?! There's nothing else to say, he's amazing.
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by crincled January 8, 2009
Get the I Can't Believe You've Done This mug.A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.
"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"
by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008
Get the Youseff mug.A Situation with an unsatifactory ending or with unresolved matters, This is used to express a feeling of rage.
Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered
Joss Whedon creator of the Buffy and Angel series angered many fans of both series by ending them with many questions left unanswered
A Film ends with a blatent opening for a sequel which will never happen because the critics just don't understand how awesome the film you just watched really is, apart from the ending of course.
"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)
"You've Been Talking To Joss Whedon Haven't You!!??" (Spoken by angry member of audience to film credits)
by Lawman & Oakbot 5000 & The Grammer Nazi May 27, 2006
Get the You've been talking to Joss Whedon haven't you mug.This is like saying fuck you to someone, or like telling them that you dont fuck with them anymore (you dont associate with them).
This phrase is best said when somebody is trying to explain themselves to you for doing something foul, but you literally cut them off in the middle of it by saying this.
This phrase is best said when somebody is trying to explain themselves to you for doing something foul, but you literally cut them off in the middle of it by saying this.
You went and got her a big elephant even though I WAS THE ONE who found out she loves elephants and I was gonna buy her a small one for her birthday?? Thats foul, man... YOURE CUT OFF!!!
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