wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout

I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.

by Vinno January 30, 2005

Winkelspecht

Winkelspechts are the sexiest beasts alive. They can be easily identified by the cone shaping of the cranium. They are well known to make animal calls when other Winkelspechts are around. These calls are very distinct, they are refered to by many as a combination of a moose and a dove. Winkelspechts will attack on site if provoked. They are provoked easiest by hairy Russians and greasy midgets.

Jimmy was sent to the hospital the other day. He was exploring in dem woods when a wild Winkelspecht suddenly attacked.

by Sexy Soup December 13, 2012

wrinkled starfish

Females anus after anal sex, similar to pink sock. This suggests anus sagging with flaps of skin or perhaps hemoroids.

Dude: Did you get her ass?
Homie: I did it so hard I left her with a wrinkled starfish!

by Truckpipe August 21, 2008

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.

She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!

by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014

Winklevi

Second place finishers, runner-ups, honorable mentions...basically, all those who just weren't quite good enough.

Do you remember the guy Michael Phelps beat by a split second? He was such a winklevi...

by MZuck October 9, 2010

spit the winkle

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

It was deemed that no example is needed for the term Spit the Winkle.

by Four Balls October 19, 2006

van winkle

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

by jwd142 August 11, 2009