Wedge

A gentleman who you can also hang out with on Friday nights.

I had the best time with Joe this weekend. He acted like such a wedge- he paid for dinner and everything.

by wedgelover123 January 11, 2018

Wedge

Hailing from the chip family, the wedge (wedginous chiporalis) is a seasoned, wedge shape hot potato chip.

Sarah lost the bet by eating the wedge and will be running naked across brindabella park tomorrow.

by Hardfactz May 28, 2014

The Wedge

The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.

"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."

by Brihard April 30, 2006

wedge

The act of penetrating the vagina just once and then pulling out again. This can also be known as "wedging", not really sure why anyone would do it but I hear its been done.

- "Yo dog I round big Cassie's last night, we had this sick as wedge"
- "You wedged her you pussy! Youd practically wiped your feet on the welcome matt, what the fuck where you thinking, fucking wedger"

by jodie taylor07 April 12, 2007

wedge

to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)

i'd sure love to wedge catrina.

by zee December 28, 2003

double wedge

the double wedge was discovered inside a local massachusetts cvs. basically it happens to abnormally obese people who walk like pimps. it can only happen if they are wearing shorts. the shorts, which turn into booty shorts, ride very high into the crotch region...and also ride so far up the butt you can no longer see the seam of the mentioned botty shorts/hotpants. the shorts basically give a frontal and rear wedge. frightening.

"that man is really fat and his booty shorts are giving him a really bad double wedge"

by Robin Mitchell July 24, 2006

The Wedge

A hairstyle, similar in nature to the mohican but created by pushing together existing hair into the middle and spiking it up to create an altogether original and extreme look. It takes a particularly extreme individual too pull off 'the wedge' flawlessly!

The wedge is alex's hairstyle of choice.

by 4n0nym0u5 January 31, 2007