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Virginia Woolf

Famous modernist woman writer who combined amazingly astute critical insights with 'moments of being' of superb poetic beauty. Born Virginia Stephen, married Leonard Woolf. Commonly associated with the Bloomsbury group. Sister of Vanessa Bell (formerly Vanessa Stephen), also famous -- post-impressionist painter. Related to Thackeray and a bunch of other famous folks. Friends with lots of famous writers: Lytton Stratchey, T.S. Eliot, etc. Had an affair with Vita Sackville-West. Quite well known for her feminism. Wrote a lot of essays, a fair number of novels and a number of short stories. Extensive scholarship has been done on Woolf, as with most 'modernist' writers. Witty and eccentric, rather bitchy at times. Had bouts of depression -- scholars have written on things like manic depression and her works, etc. Killed herself -- drowning -- on 28 March 1941, aged 59.

Set up the very successful Hogarth Press with her husband (eventually owned by Random House!). Printed a variety of important and interesting texts, including Freud's works and The Wasteland.

Often abused by pretentious poseurs who namedrop. Also hated by undergraduates who were dealt out bad grades because of her. Misunderstood by aforementioned pretentious poseurs who insist on looking starry-eyed while setting up shrines to her, thus ostentatiously displaying their profound understanding of 'the poetic temperament' and incredible appreciation for the lyrical quality of her works.
Pretentious Poseur: Do you know Virginia Woolf? No? She's like one of the coolest writers around, dude. I can feel her pain man. Life is pain. I want to drown myself too.

English Professor: E.M. Forster wrote that Woolf's weakness as a writer is her inability to get out of character. Consider the possible role of dialectic in Woolf's works with respect to the relevance of a revisioning of the concept of realism in the wake of World War I.

Bitter Undergraduate: Did you know that Woolf caused my GPA to drop by 0.5? I hate these stupid difficult writers who make no sense.
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Virginia Monster Truck Tire 

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

Virginia Beach 

A decent town to live in. It's mainly suburbs and shopping centers with a filthy beach that is overrun by rude tourists in the summer. There's a bad gang problem that is covered up by the police. Lots of history, and an OK place to live if you get far enough away from the Norfolk border. We speak with a funny Southern accent and it's very diverse due to the many military bases in the area.
Tourist - Virginia Beach is great!

Local - You kidding? This beach is jank and dirty. I don't get why you people like to come here.
Virginia Beach by tbontbtitq August 14, 2011

Virginia Beach 

The largest city in Virginia, situated on the southeast coast. Is famous for its traffic problems, high cost of living and low corresponding wages. Is basically a suburb of Norfolk, VA, dispite being nearly 3 times its size in population. Lacks a fortune 500 company or any real corporate presence at all, a four year public university, light rail or any type of quality public transportation, an airport, a professional sports team, or any other amenities you would actually expect from a city its size.
College Grad- I graduated college and moved from Virginia Beach because I couldnt make over 25k

Mayor Oberndorf- I cant imagine why we have a brain drain, lets lure more tourism in, that will fix it.
Virginia Beach by Dudical October 16, 2008

Virginia Gentleman 

When a woman crouches above a man facing his feet and jacks him off with her pussy hovering above his face.
At a seedy hotel in Kentucky, Sally gave Woosh the Virginia Gentleman.
Virginia Gentleman by TNVolBaby August 7, 2017

virginia beach undertoe 

sex act where the man and women are both on their hands knees, ass to ass (facing away from eachother). the man then sticks his dick between his legs and in the women's pussy. to hump, the man rocks back and forth. the undertoe part comes from the fact that its hard not to fall.
My girl loves the virginia beach undertoe, but I always get a cramp.

Virginia Whetzler 

a beautiful, lovely, talented, stubborn as hell woman who will always be there for you. Loves to laugh at the stupid things in life. Your best friend but your worst enemy, if you do her wrong. Your future maid of honor. The one you run to when you feel like you are going to cry. The best thing you will never have.
Have you met my friend? She's such a Virginia Whetzler!