Torting

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.

Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

Turing

The most boring. most crappiest form of computer programming on the market.

"Time to use For loops children"
"My name is Mr.Beech, and today we will use turing.."

by Mike Cassidy May 9, 2003

Toeing

Fingering with the toe

Jim "dude i had a fun time toeing Rebecca last night"
Ryan "that's totally sick dude"

by Rebecca Downs June 22, 2011

Torino

A beautiful city in Italy, host of the 2006 Winter Olympics.

Torino is a pretty cool place.

by Melcopter February 14, 2006

toming

1. Doing something really awesome
2. being really good at something

This game is totally toming
you are toming t this

by Ingrimsh November 24, 2011

Tringlish

Tringlish is simply trini english. People say that Trinidadians speak dialect but it's a whole different language that you have to learn like any other.

Jack : Eh ged if yuh see meh dey eh watch nah yuh go bawl fuh mercy i swear!!
Jill : What? I'm lost!
John : Don't pay him no mind, he's just speaking tringlish

OR

Mrs.Richards : Please speak proper English
James : Sorry I does only speak Tringlish

by Tisha Parks October 6, 2009

Torrington

Torrington could be described as a run down ghetto with some nice middle class neighbrhoods and a few wealthy upper class neighborhoods/ developments. The "city" of Torrington has several dumpy plazas and strip malls along with the lack of any significant nightlife coupled with hardly any restaurants ! Unless you consider McDonalds and Burger King your restaurant of choice ! The closure of several major firms has left Torrington's local econamy stagnating and several other major manufacturers and retailers are considering leaving the area. The average income is around $40,000 and the population is around 35,000 and growing. Thankfully you can meet a lot of citizens who make more than $40,000 and live the lifestyle of most Americans !

Becka: U wanna go shopping in Torrington ?
Ashley: Omg no that crappy ass ghetto ?
Becka: Don't worry my cousin lives in a Gated Development there so don't worry bout getting mugged !

by bored2121 April 6, 2005