Toast Hair

Hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it's outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.

The teacher has toast hair.

"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"

"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"

by acowardly October 21, 2011

ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.

Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*

by I fuck toasters June 15, 2021

Lame Toad

A person who is being unusually lame. Can also be applied to objects or situations.

Gerber Babies are such lame-toads. I am tired of watching The Notebook, it is one hell of a lame toad.

by Quankmister February 8, 2010

French Toast Emergency

When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.

Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!

by avfjhawen February 20, 2011

Boat toast

Toast that is made on a boat, without a toaster or a grill.

Toast made in a frying pan buttered on both sides. Ooooosh there's my boat toast

by Scuba rich September 19, 2013

Truth or Toast

A game popular among teenagers. It is usually played in a small group. Each person, on their turn, has the choice of answering an awkward question. If they don't want to, then the other people in the group select something horrible for the person to do with a piece of toast. For example, they might have to dip part of the toast in flat soda, melt chocolate on that part, microwave the toast, and then take a bite. The same piece of toast is used for the entire game. So, continuing the example, the next person might have to rub the bread in the soles of everyone's shoes, then bite the side containing a piece of melted chocolate.

James, Barney, John, Doug, and Mickey all felt slightly sick after an intense game of Truth or Toast. Barney refused to answer when James asked him about his masturbation habits, so they made Barney dip a good portion of the bread into John's mother's fishtank. Then, when Doug refused to answer a question, James made him light the toast on fire with his Zippo. It didn't stay lit very long due to it still being wet from the water from the tank, so James's turn wasn't too bad, and he just took a bite from an untouched portion of the toast.

by Mary Sue Bacontoes December 1, 2010

Carolina French Toast

The act of preparing for natural disasters by stocking up on milk, eggs, and bread.

Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.

by giraffe-o August 30, 2011