Tim

He's someone who tries to set your phone on fire.

Mattie: Urban Dictionary says you can make fire without tinder or flint

Tim: *takes out phone battery and begins to make fire*

Kylie: Asshole. You're such a Tim...

by Dissapointment.ugh January 06, 2017

Tim's

Canadian Slang for the popular coffee shop "Tim Horton's"

Ohh, Tim's is doing Roll Up the Rim To Win again, I gotta remember to go over there sometime this week

by TheCanadianFritter February 28, 2016

TIM

Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issue

Paz: I Can't Wait To C...
((Paz Signed Off))
((Paz Signed On))
David: WhereTF Did U Go?
Paz: Sorry. TIM.
David: Oh. Damn TIMz!

by ADifferentName July 03, 2007

Tim

A cunt.

Is that Tim?
No that's a cunt.

by ElCunto August 06, 2018

Tims

Referring to Tim Hortons. A coffee and fresh baked goods chain.

We're going to Tims, wanna come?

by tims March 25, 2003

timming

Cheating on schoolwork, such as copying homework or tests, in a blatant, sly, or devious manner. esp. cheating in a manner similar to Timmy O.

Andrew is timming on the huge chem test.

by J Gabe May 09, 2007

timming

(v) Most commonly used in reference to walking obscene distances when taking public transportation is readily available and extremely inexpensive. Antonym of the verb "to ken", meaning "to take a taxi an obscenely short distance such as one city block."

That guy never takes cabs. Right now he is timming it from the airport all the way downtown. It's going to take him like 5 hours.

by NWebster March 13, 2009