by diego June 2, 2003
Get the mongoosemug. A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 20, 2025
Get the Mongoose impressionmug. by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018
Get the slapping the mongoosemug. by gerah September 24, 2021
Get the sophisticated flamingo ghetto mongoose dinosaur guymug. by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023
Get the Norwegian mongoosemug. The East Asian countries and people where Buddhism is spread and had been cradle of Buddhism. They are called mongoose because ascetic Buddhism in Hindu traditions is referred to as protagonist Pandava of Mahabharata war nakula that litterally means mongoose. Also, in history they have confronted with the Christian countries — Russia, UK, USA, France, etc. Further, in Hinduism, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Mohammad are shown to be born in serpent dynasty.
Mongoose Superpower 🇯🇵 offered the elephant 🐘 🇮🇳 to be partner in 6GFA program.
4 mongoose clan Asian Supermen Atilla, Temujin, Ho Chi Minh, Meiji gave nightmares to Middle East, Europe, Russia and the US.
US deserve some or the other mongoose Superpower from the East as Mongols, Vietnamese, Japanese, Koreans and at present China that's reclaiming superpower status as it used to be once during Ming Dynasty. Currently China is same for the USA as Japan used to be during WW2. USA is a snake busy creating its own enemies and mongoose very well fit in.
4 mongoose clan Asian Supermen Atilla, Temujin, Ho Chi Minh, Meiji gave nightmares to Middle East, Europe, Russia and the US.
US deserve some or the other mongoose Superpower from the East as Mongols, Vietnamese, Japanese, Koreans and at present China that's reclaiming superpower status as it used to be once during Ming Dynasty. Currently China is same for the USA as Japan used to be during WW2. USA is a snake busy creating its own enemies and mongoose very well fit in.
by Supporter of Buddhism August 12, 2025
Get the Mongoosemug. Caitlyn: You Can't be Here!
Vi: Here, like where I landed when this rich, unhinged mongoose just tackled me?
Caitlyn: Mongoose?
Vi: Here, like where I landed when this rich, unhinged mongoose just tackled me?
Caitlyn: Mongoose?
by user56787654323456789 February 1, 2025
Get the mongoosemug.