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testicle replacement surgery

what happens on nights when cake is eaten
Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery
by Gerp October 24, 2003
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testicle vise grip

to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.
I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.
by AceRockolla6969 May 27, 2005
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testicle shiting rectal wart

1. YOU
by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010
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testicle gravy

Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
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testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
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Testicle Tartare

I said to my girlfriend, would you like some testicle tartare on your titties
by Butt Piser June 12, 2009
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