I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019

Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

Paying for it tonight

Paying for the dinner so you can get the ass

I’m paying for it tonight *winks*

by Jackattack6969 September 14, 2021

piss off tonight

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at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 1, 2023

Alex Wagner Tonight

An American left-wing news and opinion television program hosted by Alex Wagner. It premiered on MSNBC on August 16, 2022,

On August 3, MSNBC announced that the program would be titled Alex Wagner Tonight.
Wagner stated that the show would aim to combine Maddow's "intellectual rigor and informative analysis"

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Alex Wagner Tonight

an American left-wing news and opinion television program hosted by Alex Wagner. It premiered on MSNBC on August 16, 2022, and airs on Tuesdays through Fridays as a substitute for The Rachel Maddow Show (which, since May 2022, has only aired on Monday nights).

The series premiere of Alex Wagner Tonight—which featured guests Mark Leibovich, Adam Kinzinger, and Joyce Vance, as well as coverage of Wyoming's Republican primary—was seen by around 2 million viewers.8

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Youre getting it tonight

Youre getting dick in your ass. Thats it.

Person 1: "I didn't finish my part of the project last night"
Person 2: "Youre getting it tonight."

by mrcousineaudiddiler April 23, 2024