Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 09, 2018
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Tonight's the night

My name is Dexter, Dexter Morgan. I don't know what made me the way I am. But whatever it was, left a hollow place inside."
usually said when Dexter Morgan gets ready to murder somebody

- "Tonight's the night. And it's gonna happen again and again. Has to happen."
by Blood spatter analyst June 13, 2024
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Tonight's the night...

A synonym for Kill Yourself. Used commonly to circumvent chat restrictions in games such as League of Legends.
All annieBuster (Jax): jg gap mid lost
All annieBuster (Jax): ez lane
All Yeezus (Ivern): tonight's the night...
by skankfunk January 28, 2024
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piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
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by nylonthingy April 01, 2023
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Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.
Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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Ye tonight?

An informal and contemporary expression used to inquire if another person is interested or willing to hang out, engage in social activities, or join a Discord call. The phrase implies a friendly invitation and a desire for casual interaction.
Ye tonight?
"sure"
wtf do you think I meant by that?
"Idk"
by TheQuantumGames January 24, 2024
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Right fucked tonight

A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.
Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."

Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
by Right fucked tonight January 12, 2016
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