Thea

Thea has shagged more guys than Mia Khalifa and shes probably looking for you next. Be sure to wear at least three condoms and take a penicillin shot otherwise you’re cock will fall off within 24 hours after intercourse. Her pussy is looser than the shit fags she rolls and sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. So, if Thea ever asks for a cheeky fag, remember, don’t be silly, wrap your willy.

Guy 1, Dude my dick fell off in the shower this morning!
Guy 2, someone didn’t wear enough condoms when he fucked Thea last night.

by Theaisacumslut October 4, 2021

Thea

Thea is the best girlfriend ever. She is smart and sexy without the complications. She gives the best cuddles ever and warmest of hugs. She brightens your day with just a smile or a little note She leaves you. She is very deserving of your attention. Shenis very caring and giving. She loves the attention but only from the right person. She makes you feel like you can not go a day without seeing her. She is trusting and honest. Did I mention she is very beautiful? She has all the right curves in all the right places. She is also a freak in the sheets and is never afraid to try new things. She gets super wet when touched in the right places and in the right way. She has the cutest and sexiest moan. She makes you hard just by hugging her or kissing her. She is conservative yet wild.

She is a Thea.
There can only be one one Thea.
I love my Thea.

by TryingToBeTheBest November 23, 2021

Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.

Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.

by Cl115 August 17, 2021

Thea

Thea is a person you want to be friends with. She will make you laugh and laugh at all the jokes you tell her. She is most likely Norwegian. She is probably pretty short or super tall no in between. She lives for Coffee (especially starbucks). If your her really close friend she will tell you everything. And give presents on almost all holidays. She is very sarcastic and tells a lot of jokes. She LOVES Target so you better bring her at least once a week. She likes to watch hockey and football but not play it. She always has stories to tell about her family. Though she may have something bad going on in her life she never let's it interfere with whom she is talking to. If you live with her make sure you have a emergency kit with you because she will need it a lot. If you have a Thea in your life hold on tight.

Person 1: Have you seen that Thea Girl
Person 2: Yeah shes super pretty and people say shes really nice.

by Malea Hansen February 17, 2020

Thea

Perfect

Just perfect
Fantastic and perfect

s-senpai !~~

Oh god she is perfect, thea

by Obi1ravioli December 11, 2016

THEA

Thea is the most caring friend. When she gets home she wonder if she was annoying or said something stupid. Thea sometimes do say stupid things because she actually don’t give a fuck about anything if it hasn’t to do with her friends, hobby’s or family to do. Anyways Thea has the greatest ass ever🍑 and is so hot your eyes burn. She has the greatest boody but also personality. She is the FUNNIEST person you will meet if you meet her

LOVE YOU THEA🙏🙏❤️ 🔥

Look there is Thea!
- no way, I love her!!! She is

- she is the funniest person ever

- the ass looks like Kylie Jenners!!

by I.love.your.mom November 22, 2021

Thea

A back stabbing little bitch who's so stupid that she's failing most of her subjects in school. She's the type of person who'd shit talk you behind your back regardless who you are. Though her grades aren't the only thing that's bad, her daddy issues as well. She's someone who has no father figure in her life to the point that she'd be desperate for a man's attention no matter what it takes. She's not only a backstabbed, but as well as a slut.

Thea is an absolute bitch

by noone3647 December 29, 2023