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Sex (in the butt) In The City 

A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about succesfull middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every oppurtunity to settle down and have a family what do they do bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.
I am incredibly bored so Im going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women
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The story of Sex and gold 

Pothus is a right player, his darling angel Chrythus is the only one who ever loved him, Pothus dont realize this though so keeps her as a safeway girl, Chrythus leaves for another and Pothus is left alone forever in his heart.
The story of Sex and gold
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone

The Ladder of Sex

The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest

There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
The Ladder of Sex by nigerfagot March 22, 2017

sex between the bushes 

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.
Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..

sex and the city

It's a show about three hookers and their mom.
Brian Griffin nailed sex and the city. The girls have sex with anyone, and Kim Catrall looks 15 and is 10 years older than the rest of them.
sex and the city by ut_bjorn January 12, 2007

sex in the stacks 

sex in the library between stacks of books.
Chris and Kelley were looking for something kinky, so they decided to have sex in the stacks.
sex in the stacks by bsmaster December 28, 2008

Sex on the ceiling 

Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.
Your love was so good it felt like we was having sex on the ceiling.