Shlonched

To be heavily under the influence of Alcohol and or Substance. Coming to the point of being unconscious.

Holy shit!! Your fucking Schlonched.

Skillo was Shlonched last night he killed that Crown bottle.

by Yockie July 28, 2019

Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

shlonga bonga

Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless

Your shlonga bonga is long

Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas

by Dert Otek May 8, 2022

whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

by hazel:) January 10, 2010

hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Kong Shlong

Some guy with a big dick

God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there

by Mega succ 69 420 March 8, 2017

Hobo Salon

Boho Salon But Hobo.

I went to Hobo Salon for a hair cut.

by KryptedData March 20, 2017