swap spit

to kiss, (implied to be with a lover)

If he tried to swap spit with your sister and he had something like that, he really must be dense.

by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2009

Ubisoft-Swap

When a company (or really anybody) does a Massive Bait-and-Switch where they show you something that Looks amazing with great graphics and features, and then you buy it, thinking it would be like that, and the product was Downgraded, streamlined, and is Nothing like they promised upon release. Fallout 76 is a great example, as well as Watchdogs and Many Ubisoft titles with graphics-downgrade scandals. Thus, the Ubisoft-Swap is when a product that was shown to you is significantly changed, most often Reduced in quality the day they sell it to you.

Gamer 1: "dude did you see that Watchdogs E3 demo with all the amazing weather and lighting effects? That looks amazing!"
Gamer 2: "That's an Ubisoft-Swap man. There's no way it will look like that and don't buy it before you compare it."
Release: See Gamer 2 response.

FO76: "It will have all New weather, lighting, and landscape Technology."
Release: "Well, we didn't 'lie.' it is all New, right? It's a New game, so we didn't 'lie' to you."
Sane Gamers (99%): "Are you serious? We were Betrayed and Ubisoft-Swapped!"

Anthem E3 Demo: "WOAH! This looks amazing! amazing weather, graphics, guns, gameplay, So Many things that are like Cool!!"
Release: "WTH is this? I've been Ubisoft-Swapped!"

by MCPKG October 25, 2019

Bubble swap

Normally delivered in the form of a question; a polite way of announcing the imminent release of digestive gases into a shared hot-tub, so as not to offend the ladies.
Sometimes becomes the OK for an impromptu group exchange of gases, to alleviate the silent discomfort built up by several members of the hot tub group.

Mixed group of people in a hot-tub:
Guy 1: "Bubble swap?"
Guys 2, 3, 4, 5: "Ahh, good on yer sport. 'Was holding that one in like a beer-chugg'n zeppelin."
<gaseous exchange>
Lady 1: Nice.

by Sixhats August 17, 2010

kentucky swap

The act of lying about having to pee to cut in the line of the bathroom of a fellow bathroom goer that has to shit then proceeding to lock the door and shitting

Steve Kentucky swapped me and I almost shit my pants.

by Firecat087 October 09, 2015

Engine Swap

To pull a internal combustion engine from its original vehicle and put another in its place.

Pulling a V6 from a sports car and putting a V8 in it instead, would be considered a engine swap

by 3.4Lto5.7LSwapCamaro June 05, 2012

Swapping data

To exchange genetic material/DNA with another, typically in the form of bodily fluids through an erotic act.

Sorry I didn't get you back bruh, was swapping data with that THOT.

by lexemes_and_memes September 21, 2018

Turd Swap

Get your girl to lie on her back and lift up her legs. She then spreads open her arsehole and you proceed to shit in it. She then shits out your shit back into yours. This can be repeated many times.

I did a turd swap with my girlfriend last night, we have come really far in our relationship.

by StJohnsUrbanTruthTeller August 11, 2017