straddledoodler

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.

That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.

by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

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Streadache

when you get a headache from stress.

the whole situation is giving me a streadache

by kbslang.com June 20, 2011

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Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

by RTKettle August 13, 2018

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Strandgendered

Any sense of awkwardness from not knowing how to feel or how to respond when interacting with a transgender or transitioning individual while stranded during travel.

Yesterday, Mark felt strandgendered at the airline counter.

Last night, Sally was strandgendered in a hotel lobby

by Nomadic Bulldog April 11, 2019

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Stroadville

Derogatory term for suburbia, so named because most of the main thoroughfares are "stroads" (wide fast roads with tons of entrances and exits).

Many of the people spreading FUD about "15-minute cities" grew up in suburban Stroadville and never knew what it is like to be in a truly walkable, pedestrian-friendly environment. Others, however, have managed to break out of that bubble and are actually advocating for better zoning.

by The_Anonymouse April 11, 2023

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bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019

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