Definitions by RTKettle

Straddler 

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

Straddler by RTKettle August 13, 2018

bootnew 

Bootnew: Verb: The act of "hooking up" in a boarding school room while grabbing booty or multiple booties and not even liking each other. Often occurs in a sketchy room.

Sample Sentences: Student 1"Dude i think Crystal and Kobe bootnewed last night"
Student 2 "Ya I heard they went pretty hard"

bootnew by RTKettle February 20, 2014