Exaggerate.To say something which is not completely honest in order to make someone or something seem better or worse than it really is:
I know he has stretched the truth about how much he had helped in the project.
Don't stretch the truth on your resume.
Don't stretch the truth on your resume.
by Patbyw January 9, 2009
Get the stretch the truth mug.A phrase used to describe the violence that will be used when some girl who thinks she's all that and a bag of chips steps out of line and starts in on someone else's business. Can also be used to describe the way one will react when aforementioned skankbag steps out of line. See bitches gonna get stitches
Girl 1: Yo, you hear about what Shawna did this weekend?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Shawna got drunk, went over to her boyfriend's house, slept with him, then dumped him and went over to Carla's boyfriend's house, told him Carla was cheating on him with her boyfriend, and then slept with him.
Girl 2: Ohhh, she knows Carla lives by bitches get stitches, don't she?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Shawna got drunk, went over to her boyfriend's house, slept with him, then dumped him and went over to Carla's boyfriend's house, told him Carla was cheating on him with her boyfriend, and then slept with him.
Girl 2: Ohhh, she knows Carla lives by bitches get stitches, don't she?
by alice_october November 16, 2009
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by F A B Scott August 1, 2007
Get the stitch that mug.After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"
Example 1:
Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?
Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.
Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?
Mo: I stretched that bitch out!
Example 3:
Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.
Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!
Naomi: Yes, I do dig.
Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?
Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.
Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?
Mo: I stretched that bitch out!
Example 3:
Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.
Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!
Naomi: Yes, I do dig.
by Klub300 May 31, 2009
Get the stretched out mug.A guy who has a penis that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect.
I thought he had a tiny cock until he got hard. When I saw how big it was then, I realized he was a stretch armstrong.
by Shaun K October 16, 2007
Get the stretch armstrong mug.After a woman has given birth it is common for the man to ask the doctor if he could, "give her an EXTRA STITCH down there".
A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.
In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.
In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.
Honey, do you think our insurance will cover the, "extra stitch".
Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".
Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".
by charles balls February 28, 2011
Get the Extra Stitch mug.Stretch marks Look likes scars/or veins,
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,
They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!
Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,
The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,
They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!
Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,
The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
Stretch marks can appear - On the abdominal/ hips / behind the knees/ on arms/ ass and breats!
Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,
Go to the dr now befor you get anymore
To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,
Go to the dr now befor you get anymore
To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
by Dr May 5, 2004
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