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Stewed Tomato

When you give a woman roofies take her home and do what ever you want and when you cum you punch her in the clit as hard as you can so the next day when she wakes up her clit is swollen and red like a stewed tomato!
I gave your sister a stewed tomato last night! She thinks I fucked her really hard so she will probably come back for more.
by ArlieRedeyejedi November 23, 2011
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stedes

u pick up any stedes lately?
by dizzle455 February 16, 2008
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stewdent

A pupil in a cooking class who's learning how to whip up tasty chopped-beef-and-veggies dishes.
A gourmet chef was famously asked by one of his admiring stewdents how he always created such "good food"; his oft-quoted reply was, "Start with GOOD INGREDIENTS."
by QuacksO April 8, 2022
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Stewied

to receive something that is not what it seems.
when something turns out to be different than what it initially was perceived to be.
In 1984 Major League Baseball pitcher Dave Stewart was arrested in Los Angeles for the solicitation of a prostitute who turned out to be a male masquerading as a female.

Dave got Stewied!
by team ocho January 14, 2008
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stewed rabbit

the growing world wide practice of using good friday as a day for undermining the religious aspects of easter, by taking the day to celebrate drunken world wide pub crawls
Are you going to church for Easter Good Friday? Nope, I'm going to be a stewed rabbit.
by Binder Dun Dat February 9, 2013
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Steeden

'Steeden' is the Greek word for 'Divine Being'.

Steeden is infinite - in regards to time, space and strength.
He is eternal, He is everywhere and He does everything.
He has no physical form and His nature is entirely beyond all comprehension.

Those with the name 'Steeden' are prophets of this Divine Being, sent to share His divine majesty. They posses unimaginable intelligence, charm and looks in order to aid them in their works.
1st Woman: That guy's surname is Steeden!

2nd Woman: *gasps* He is so handsome!

Both Women: *faint*
by Ahhhhh999 October 27, 2012
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stewterus

All the concoctions that come out of the female uterus
I was gagging when the stewterus was being removed during the operation
by Flogic January 29, 2014
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