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Stadistics

Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.
Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.

Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011
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scrotum static

The after effect of scratching your balls near a television antenna.
"Damn that antenna! I just got some mean scrotum static!"
by Anonymous Chipmunk May 26, 2004
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CEE270 Statics, Prereq: C(not C-) in Physics 170.
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Lane Stadium

loudest stadium in the nation;home to the virginia tech hokies; not a place you want to be if your not a hokie; makes uva jealous.
We went to Lane Stadium to watch the hokies beat uva.
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A Static Lullaby

Words couldnt even begin to describe the greatness of this band
Me: A Static Lullaby are my favorite band

. . And Dont Forget To Breathe
by Jenny July 17, 2004
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Static

Paranoid behavior around police or any other authority.
Don't act static or the fuzz'll stick.
by Allie-swan August 18, 2008
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Stadium chick

"i aint messin with them bitches with that stadium, thats no dome, bitch go home!"- Lil Wayne stadium chick
by Yung Tune January 14, 2008
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