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Sprutting

When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.
"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."

"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"

"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"
by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013
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Cole Sprouse

Cole Sprouse is the love of my life!!! He’s soooo freaking cute/hot and if you disagree you don’t know what cute or hot is. He’s so funny and really smart, he uses big words- he’s probably smarter than my teachers lol I love you guys!!! I love his hair- blonde or black, it’s still cuteeee!!!! I love his eyes! Cole Sprouse has a perfect nose and perfect lips, with colored eyes, wavy hair (I think), AND be was born a blonde!!! How much more perfect can this man gettt!!!!! Like haters gonna hate! He’s also really sweet and amazing to his fans! I would love to meet him one day :(((( well we met in my dreams because we got married and had a million children!!!! Rachel, Grant Gustin’s Wife is like their baby sitter!!! Love herrrrr!!! I love blue daddy too!!! Also, Cole Sprouse makes me smile so muchhhhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ He’s amazingggg!!! COLE IS THE DEFINITION OF HOT!! HE IS THE BEST! HE DESERVES THE WORLD- I LOVE HIM!!!! 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️ ALSO HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY COLEEEE
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Cole sprouse is the love of my life
by I love cole sprouseee!! June 24, 2019
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sprots

The proper term for athletic events, for people who hate athletic events.
Ugh what sprots are happening today?
by whoneedspants June 13, 2013
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sprounging

Mom: Hey Kenny can you put the dishes away.
Kenny: Why can't you bitch I'm sprounging.
by eric rogers October 9, 2007
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sprootemstold

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.
"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"
by H43d August 23, 2011
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bung hole sprouts

1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
by TNunnster April 22, 2011
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sproul

1. verb the small, individual act of saving energy or resources by conservation
2. to conserve that which is undervalued or unappreciated
3. noun the equivalent of 1000 joules of energy.
alistair sprouled the overhead projector while he digressed
by niu December 19, 2007
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