spoonge

A sock that is absorbent. It acts like a sponge that soaks up semen. It has grips on the outside to improve performance.

Where is my spoonge. I would like to masturbate without making a mess.

by Captaindefiner December 30, 2011

spoontard

Name given to staff and owners of spoono.com.

Damn spoontards crashed the server once again!

by John Doe August 16, 2004

spoonbauer

To loan, borrow or appropriate an object.

"Can I spoonbauer your screwdriver?" or, "Would you spoonbauer me your extra tickets to the hockey game?" or, "I am going to spoonbauer that rusty old lawnmower."

by Carl C. Roberts June 11, 2006

spoonjahns

A vagina-specifically one with "spongy" or thick lips. The term comes from Corpus Spongiosum, which is the name for the paired sponge-like caverns on either side of the penis that engorge with blood upon sexual arousal. "Spoonjahns" is the feminine analog for that male structure. I believe that this may also be the origin of the even shorter "poon".

You should have seen the spoonjahns on that chick at the go-go bar!

by kyme November 12, 2006

Spoonlandia

A neighborhood inhabited principally by African American individuals and their families (niggers). Usualy, the housing is provided by the government.

Man I hate driving through spoonlandia, the coons are really out today. It must be the first or fifteenth of the month, government check day.

by key-man.12345 August 27, 2013

sponga

An idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid

Girl 1: I told you to go get that checked
Girl 2: Yeah well.. I didn't
Girl 1: You bloody sponga

Bloke: I'm gonna do a backflip off of this wall!
Girl: Dont you spong, last time you did it you broke your ankle

by Bananabird October 6, 2016

spoontang

pussy so good you eat it with a spoon to make sure you get every last drop.

She's really got a spoontang, and I'm gonna marry her.

by buocgucgu May 6, 2006