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Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.
My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.
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purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
by Biscuits July 3, 2006
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Slinger

A Slinger is characterized by a love of freedom and flexibility, outside the strict, societal confines of long-term cable contracts and high monthly bills. When looking to kick back and be comfortable, a Slinger partakes in the activity known as Slinging. Slinging can occur at home with a significant other, or in a community of like-minded Slinging
enthusiasts at what’s known colloquially as a “Slingers Party.”
"Hey man, you know your friend Stacy...do you think she's a Slinger?"

"Yeah, she hates commitment and paying too much for cable. She's been Slinging since 2015."
by hyers May 8, 2018
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Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.
Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.
by Monica February 24, 2005
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sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer
Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.
by John McCollum February 13, 2007
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Dick-slinger

a member of the male species that has sex alot.
That guy John banged four girls last week,he's a real hum dinger sex fiend dick -slinger
by john jones May 23, 2004
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Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010
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