Ben Spiteri

A cow, usually very fat, that assists her owner on farm jobs.

I really need Ben Spiteri to help me out here, damn it!

by Atilio May 5, 2019

Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

by BigVern December 8, 2010

Spitzer Swallow

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate

Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?

by C.C. Black March 13, 2008

spithead

Name given to Paul Wolfowitz following the release of Fahrenheit 9/11, wherein he uses saliva to shine his hair. Mike Church takes credit for the meme, but of course he would.

Great cosmetic innovation, spithead.

by Zeppelin June 28, 2004

spiteblock

To prevent one from getting some action out of revenge.

"Shit, look at Brody mad gaming on chicks with your bottle of Jager"

"Fucking kid, gonna have to spiteblock his ass"

by Nandeezy July 5, 2009

Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

calling switzerland

Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.

#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.

#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?

guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.

by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010