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Spocking

When you spin in your chair back and forth in a mellow, yet short movement. If you turn your head sideways, its totally like rocking. The result: spocking.
Today at work, we had a spocking contest to see who could spock the longest. It was gnar.
by spockingman August 23, 2009
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space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.
he just used his space stocking on me!
by charlie May 13, 2005
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red socking

Red socking is a form of vilent anal sex. Red Socking utilizes the donkey punch to stun the recipient. Once the recipient is sufficently stun the "giver" hastily removes his penis so as to expose the recipients rectal lining.
The redsocking videos I downloaded made me vomit.
by SW12 December 29, 2004
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drunky snacking

The act of gorging oneself on nutritionally deficient foodstuffs while in an intoxicated state. An ideal accompaniment to a brannigan and usually enacted by some pirate bobbing or by going to one of the ever present foodstalls along the route to ones house. Bonus points are awarded if the drunky snacking is done on the metre of a taxi one is later going to pull a runbun on.
Charlie Brown: Hey did you do any drunky snacking last night Rubble D?
Rubble D: Dag yo, I finished like 50 pounds of dirty underwear, still feeling the fibres in my teeth yo.
Charlie B: Thats wack
Rubble D: Wiggety Wack
Charlie B: No just regular type...
by The Snackmaster October 18, 2006
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Snoking

Essentially it means smoking. Its just a slang term for it that you can say in front of authority figures without them catching on to what your actually doing.
(situation 1)
Ben- lets go smoke.
Kyle- yes im down to smoke right now.
(kyles mom overhears)
Kyles mom- you guys are fucked. no smoking.
(situation 2)
Ben- what do you wanna do today?
Kyle- Im down for some snoking.
(kyles mom sits by unaware while they go snoke)
by Mel Clark August 26, 2013
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Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.
Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."
by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009
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snacking

Eating in small quantity.
To 'snack' is to eat a small quantity of food, between meals, or instead of a main meal.

Snacking may also be used in place of the term cunny lingus or the practice of using ones tongue to sexually excite the female sexual organs.
This was used to great effect in a PC and console game called "F.E.A.R" where the hero must rescue a young woman and one of the characters says "She is still alive, I just hope no one has been snacking on her"

boy: Mom dont cook me any food tonight I have been snacking round at Lisa's place.
by hugh g vagina April 22, 2008
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