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snarky

Adjective - Any language that contains quips or comments containing sarcastic or satirical witticisms intended as blunt irony. Usually delivered in a manner that is somewhat abrupt and out of context and intended to stun and amuse. Origin: Snark="snide remark".
Evelyn always called attention to the proverbial pink elephant in the room with her snarky comments.
by Greg February 27, 2005
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Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.
Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted
by Be4no February 23, 2015
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Snart

When you sneez and accidentally fart as a result.
"AAAAA-CHOOOO-Pvvvvvvvvt-OOOOOO" (example of a Snart)
by Kowdee December 9, 2008
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Snargle

Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling
"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"
by Snarggler January 19, 2009
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snarkastic

Given to the use of satirical wit containing a little dash of pure evil.
No matter how hideous looking a child actually is, one must always avoid snarkastic remarks about the hideousness when around the child's parents.
by kirupa January 6, 2013
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hella snark

a clothing brand based out of northern california that specializes in urban street wear for all occasions. Originally founded by JJ Coffman, Jordy Slo, and Tory Armour.
Have you seen the new Hella Snark Shirt? its sweet
by JJ Coffman March 19, 2009
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snarvel

To consume at high speed, generally in large quantities.

"Snarvel" is most often applied to junk food or other highly desirable eatables-- Rarely, if ever, are brussels sprouts snarvled.
I can't believe you managed to snarvel that entire cake so fast.
by harpsdesire July 30, 2008
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