Snapping Turtle

Someone who takes a long time to snap back

Jake: Damn Jacob play that music!
Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping!
Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!

by WildThang903 July 27, 2016

scalping

The act of biting off a male's foreskin while giving oral sex.

Nikki actually attempted scalping me when she was giving me head last night!

by viva la uterus June 19, 2011

Long Snapping

It is the most under appreciated position in the sport of American Football. Long Snapping is a very precious art where the beauty of legs, hands, and eyes come together in a harmonious fashion to form a perfect spiral to the punter's hip.

Jeff: What's Long Snapping?

Tim: It's an ancient art that very few people know about.

by Hispanic Panic #70 February 8, 2012

snalking

The act of photographing someone with a cell phone camera without their knowledge, in order to share the photo or admire it later. A combination of snapping, stalking and/or gawking.

It was clear from the man's photograph of the woman across the aisle, that she did not give consent, nor was aware of the photo. It was a clear case of snalking.

by Natatumah August 27, 2009

Snalling

Complaining, Nagging, or Bitching

Stop Snalling about it and do it!

by OldDogg June 9, 2019

apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020