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Tropical Smoothie

During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.
Jim-Bob drank his cousin’s tropical smoothie.
by Anonymous user 1234 December 15, 2017
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banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?
by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012
mugGet the banana smoothymug.

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head
I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out
by Fortuna November 19, 2015
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Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019
mugGet the Smoothie the coochiemug.

Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.
A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.
by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009
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Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple
Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!
by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017
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Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023
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