smidgen

a midget that got smashed into the carpet

After urinating on the floor on "The Surreal Life," Verne Troyer was made into a smidgen when Jose Canseco went into a fit of roid rage and smashed him into the carpet.

by MikeandVick September 3, 2006

smidgen

A very small penis... almost mouse like

Brandon's dick was referred to as a smidgen by rat girl.

by WMA February 8, 2007

smidge

the ulmighty king of linwood who has many pawns

random supermodel: i love smidge hes the man

:fonz: i know right

by king smidgen December 11, 2006

Smidgen

A smidgen is a penis smaller than a jolly rancher and bigger than a paper clip.

Person #1: Bob has a smidgen it is like 3 inches long.
Person #2: He does not have a smidgen it isn't smaller than a jolly rancher!!

Person #1: Ew bill has a smidgen.
Person #2: No it is smaller than a paper clip!!! It's barely even there!!!!!

by smidgenfuck May 3, 2010

the classic smidge

a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken

comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.

can be used as adjective or noun

gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"

nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"

by threadoflength February 15, 2009

smidge

small amount of something sweet, emotinally sweet

Katie gave Kristen a smidge when she asked if she wanted to go to Galveston.

by come'on April 25, 2010

Smidges

Awesome person who is amazing at anything. Also, has a nice nickname

Dude, nice shot, Smidges!

by pittpanthersfan October 18, 2010