boink swatter

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005

scattergun

A shotgun, typically two barrels side by side.

He was shot with a scattergun.

by Guy March 25, 2005

fly swatter

it looks like a net but sterdy and has many uses

it can kill flies by hitting them

it can get stuff under the refrigerator

and it can also be used to spank someone

it can scoop a fish out of the water too

"he didnt have a paddle in the bedroom so she spanked lizzie with a fly swatter."

by kool-aidisabeast October 11, 2009

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

shattered

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

Twat Swatter

The Girl's version of a cock blocker.
A girl that prevents another girl from getting some dick.

Julie, what the fuck i was about to get some dick. You're such a twat swatter!

by BFlizzle May 18, 2009

smarterchild

An AIM robot that is fun to mess with.

me: molesting little boys is illegal
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
me: yea
SmarterChild: oh.
me: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.

by _____________- July 2, 2006