sloned

To be stoned and slow

I was so stoned I couldn't think. I was sloned

by Ironworker24 June 8, 2017

Slouced

To be extremely intoxicated due to the over indulgence of alcoholic beverages. One may experience a loss of memory of events that happened while slouced.

I'm finna get slouced tonight.

by Red Raddish November 17, 2017

slonchaputamas

A really big fish

Yee yee bo i just caught a slonchaputamas

by Lillens September 11, 2018

Stonce

A combination of the words stealth and nonce

When someone is sexually attracted to children but moves slowly and quietly to catch their prey trying not to act suspicious

Jim: I like that girl over there but I’m not sure how to go up to her I’m quite nervous

Jack: Mate she’s like 12 you’re acting like such a stonce by saying that

by masterofreality17 May 27, 2019

Sloner

a girl that’s way too advanced for her age. She’s addicted to nic and gets stoned too often. On weekends she’s the life of the party but on weekdays she’s secluded to her strict parents and getting the baked alone crying to her music.

Yo dude, do you think we could score some weed from the sloner girl?
Yeah man, she’s chill

by Maryjane.iv:xx October 15, 2019

Slone

Used to describe Someone that is being a bitch, and or requires special education

Jacob, quit being a Slone and get on ps4 the boys need you

by Steven69420 July 16, 2020

Slonch

To rub vigorously

Hey man can I slonch on those teeth?

by Beforkers August 23, 2020