Horny Somalian

the act of pooping while smoking a bowl

"How was your poop?"
"Bro, that was one horny Somalian."

by JumboPaperclip January 1, 2012

Somali

Noun: Tall, Skinny, Handsome, Intelligent, Mercentile, Fearless people from the Horn of Africa.

Synonyms: Black Hawk Down

Hitler was actually a Somali with vitiligo.

by Hitlers somali bastard son November 20, 2020

slomblin

(pronounced - slomlin) used as a way too agree with a statement in a way that is respectable.

It is used as a substitute for, "true!" or "noooo shiiiittt!"

Part of the Nesko movement of 08'

"Alistair... Georgia just climbed up that tree to fetch a goon sack!"

"...Slomblin"

by Cawn Beaph + Arloe June 30, 2008

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

Somalia'd

To completely fuck up and/or take over such as the Somalian pirates do in their part of the world. Coined by the omnipotent "Mr. Wolf".

Lettuce: We shall Somalia the shit out of that raft.
*Somalia is completed*
Lettuce: We have Somalia'd their raft.
Pickle: Babaloy!!!

by Senor_Lobo July 24, 2011

Somalia

A wild and lawless land where seafaring men go to seek their fortunes on the high sea's or take guns and women in the deserts as fearless warlords.Somalia is the last truly wild place in the world where you could either die a man or live long enough to see yourself become the warlord.

Man 1: I've had enough of this country. I'm going to Somalia.
Man2: *whispers to self* the land yonder east..

by jimmyG5066 December 5, 2017

somalian 69

performing the 69 position then vomiting because of the stench

last night i did the somalian 69 and puked everywhere

by amandawsucksbigcock January 2, 2011