Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

by Carlos January 13, 2004

Crushed Baby Skeletons

1. A finger-food made from pulverized saltines and kosher salt that is similar to a matzo ball.

2. Bar terminology for powdered sugar.

a. Tim summarily ended his conversation with the democratically elected leader of the Maldives in order to chase down a waiter carrying a plate of crushed baby skeletons.

b. The bar patron casually leaned over and asked to have a fistful of crushed baby skeletons for his vermouth.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 31, 2006

banana skeleton

When things are going well, your bananas have no bones. When things don't go so well - banana skeletons. Origin: the term is derived from the philosophical teachings of Space Ghost's "I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones"

Corey: Good practice tonigh
Will : Yeah - no bones.

alternately:

Corey: Tonight practice sucked asscock
Will: Yep, Banana skeletons all up in here.

by ham cannon January 27, 2004

skeleton in a meatsuit

A super skinny emaciated guy who thinks he's tough. with his skin stretched tightly over his body...showing every bone.

Look at that ridiculous skeleton in a meatsuit. haha he's going to get his ass kicked.

by Beetea ND Nakoma June 26, 2019

facebook skeleton

any pics, or past facebook activity that reveals that a person is/was hideous, goofy, stupid, a loser, ect. i.e. pics via cell phone in mirror, participation in farmville,

He was cute but then I saw a pic of him from two years ago where he had hair highlights. That was one facebook skeleton he should have buried.

by Dot Woods November 7, 2010

The Skeleton

A variation on the Toboggan (which involves one doing it doggy style at the top of a stairs and knocking the receivers arms out from under them and riding them down the stairs, ala a toboggan) in which it is done down the Up escalator.

Yeah man, so not only were we doing it in the middle of the mall, but at the end I knocked her arms out from under her at the top of the escalator and did the Skeleton baby! The doctor says that she'll be out of the hospital in about a week or so.

by A rash August 20, 2006

Skeleton Army

Skeleton soldiers armed with fully automatic weapons. They are used to defend against both bear cavalry and bears with guns.

I employed my skeleton army today to fend off a large group of bear cavalry.

by Spaghetti Dave December 17, 2008