by GalaxyCat5000 December 11, 2019
Get the Bully your shortest friend day! mug.A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.
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When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.
Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.
by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010
Get the Cosmic Shortcake mug.occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.
"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"
by b.ximenez January 19, 2008
Get the strawberry shortcake version 2 mug.N. where a man ejaculates too fast, usually unsatisfying his partner, and ruining their sex life as they know it.
by Prazzo July 20, 2009
Get the Shortgasm mug.Longcat's evil twin brother. Usually found hiding in the small-sized fry wrappers at places such as McDonalds.
by Coljzors July 22, 2008
Get the shortcat mug.Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.
"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."
by calvin the curious January 11, 2008
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